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Thursday, August 17, 2006

A lesson in Shaving

Items Needed
  • 1 beard trimmer
  • 1 sharp razor
  • shaving cream/oil/gel (whatever does it for you)
  • 1 set of facial hair (as seen below)

















Step 1

Trim and then shave your neck to just under the chin and a small patch in the middle of both cheeks, leaving a nice goatee & some wicked side burns. Take a photo.

















Step 2

Trim and shave the rest of the chin leaving massive handlebars and previous wicked side burns. Pretend you're riding a Harley and take a photo, then wonder the streets a count how many looks you get.

















Step 3

Trim then shave the wicked side burns and shorten the handlebars, leaving a fair dinkum mo'. Wonder how the old man puts up with such a look and then take photo.

















Step 4

Shave the top half of your mo' leaving a wonderful dirty sanchez. Pose with similarly sharp looking mate for photo. Then hit the town and pull all the ladies. Wollah.
















Next Lesson: Cool hair styles using shampoo in the shower.